First on the list of things that will not be included in the director’s cut of X-Men Origins: Wolverine is an uncensored scene of Hugh Jackman’s man parts. He said to OK! Magazine:

“It’s easy to jump off a waterfall naked, but for a PG-13 movie?! It took a lot of choreography!” he tells Entertainment Tonight.

Hugh will be the only one from now on to see those racy scenes, as he reveals what he calls, “the greatest wrap present” he’s “ever gotten.”

“Our director gave me a small little bag and inside it where about 8 bits of film, all cut. I said ‘that’s interesting,’ then I held it up to the light and I said, ‘Ok, now I know why that’s in a bag!’ Now it’s in my safe somewhere. My privates in a bag!”

Hugh Jackman is probably the first guy to receive choreography instructions for his junk in a mainstream movie. Pave the way, good sir.

Oh, and just to avoid retreading the obvious joke, it is absolutely nothing like his dick in a box.

[OK! Magazine]

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