Outside of being a form that Ben Ten often uses to ward off enemies, Big Chill is a website specializing in retro appliances. Fridges, stoves and dishwashers all perfect for decorating your assigned Vault-Tec quarters–I mean, pre-nuclear holocaust home. Their marketing is complete with a cartoon spokesperson similar in style to Fallout’s very own Vault Boy.

Our retro refrigerators, stoves, and dishwashers may look vintage, but they come with modern functionality, efficiency and dependability. Add a bit of style and color to your kitchen with the retro appliances that have been featured in publications from The New York Times and This Old House to magazine’s from the likes of Oprah, Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray…

Come nuclear holocaust, the copy will be tweaked a little to jive with the new demographics of Raiders, Ghouls and Super Mutants but the products will remain the same.