What’s the punishment for producers that run beloved franchises into the ground? Considering most sequel suckfestivals have a large enough following to do alright in the box office, there is none. In fact, producers are often applauded for their mediocrity and tasked to churn out yet another iteration of worthlessness. The video below shows how, in a just world, things might go.

“Are those emo bangs?”

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