QMx, one of the greatest known sources of Firefly memorabilia online, brings us yet another Blue Sun masterpiece of the fruity, oaty variety. Standing 4.5 inches tall each, Lavender, Cinnamon and Sage can now be yours to have, to hold and to remind you that one day Eastern Culture will take over most of tentatively settled Universe. Arrange them on the included, solid polystone resin base and you’ve got your very own creepy commercial just waiting to happen.

Created by Serenity Designer Geoffrey Mandel, the Fruity Oaty Girls Bobblehead Maquette Set includes the cheery trio of Fruity Oaty girls, display base and special Verse packaging. These hefty bobbleheads are cast in solid polystone resin and hand painted, with neck joints mounted on springs so they can move to the beat. Even the base – shaped and labeled just like a real Fruity Oaty Bar – is solid resin and color keyed, so girls can easily find their designated slots.

Sage, Cinnamon and Lavender will bring the shiny to anyone’s day. Each girl stands 4.5 inches tall, not including the base, and comes in her own individually branded full-color box. The Fruity Oaty Bar base has its own unique box. All four boxes are nestled in a full-color master carton that’s been designed to look like a standard shipping crate from The Verse.

Limited to 1,500 numbered sets and priced at just $69.95, these will last about as long as a Maidenhead Bar patron remains standing – once River sees the Fruity Oaty Girls in action. Order yours now!

The Fruity Oaty Girls are limited and currently set to ship on the 10th of August so they certainly won’t last very long. You can pre-order your own here and while you’re at it, sign-up for the QMx newsletter here.

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