At first glance, the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. is a spoof website that fake superheroes can visit to “purchase” costumes, disguises, maps of the negative zone, bottled invisibility; you know, the usual stuff. So, I browsed around and added a few things to my cart only to find that all of these products are completely purchasable. So, if the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. is a real website that sells real products, maybe this is where real superheroes come for their real superhero supply needs.

Now, stick with me here, but a Secret Identity starter kit is just $20. I think it goes much deeper than that. I think the actual products are just a front for what’s really going on. Yeah, I’m sure they would gladly send some unknowing schmuck a wig and fake glasses for a bit of fun but with the right promo code at checkout they’ll give you a full workup. Birth certificates, social security cards, high school promo photos, financial history, the whole nine yards.

I think I’ve stumbled onto huge something here. If you’re reading this now, they’re after me. I’m sure of it. They know where I live, where I work and though they supply the good guys, I’m sure I’m just a speck in the grand scheme. A speck of dust, just waiting to be blown away. They’re here. Get out.

Save yourself.

Source – Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co.

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