Even hyperbole does not begin to cover the massive amount of shit that gets blown up in The Expendables.

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I can also say that anyone who’s ever liked video games, especially those titles from the halcyon days of the NES, need to get themselves to a theater and see Scott Pilgrim vs. The World immediately.

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Had I realized that the directors How To Train Your Dragon were behind my favorite animated movie of all time (Disney’s Lilo & Stitch). How To Train Your Dragon is everything a film should be, and if you’re not smiling ear to ear or have tears of joy throughout the film, your soul is withered and black, and I feel so, so sorry for you.

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The worst thing about Jonah Hex is that you can occasionally see flashes of an excellent story trying to shine through and these glimpses make the overall mediocrity that much more aggravating.

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Inception is like a crime caper as envisioned by M.C. Escher. There’s no reason in the world not to go see this film.

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Aside from being a handy dandy Soul Smear test, this latest Toy Story provides a fantastic story and perfect ending to the series that made Pixar a household name.

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This flick isn’t for someone who spends their free time annotating the works of Dickens, but for those of you in search of a good reason to scarf popcorn and watch red shirt bad guys mowed down by the dozen, well, you’re in the right place.

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What’s being packaged as just another “creature on the loose” flick is actually more a look at the ethical boundaries of modern science mated with a study of family dynamics. Of course in the case of Splice, one member of the family is an androgynous humanoid thing with a mercurial temperament and nasty barbed stinger in its tail.

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Accompanied by Tamina, Destan sets out to prove his innocence, catch his father’s killer and tinker with pre-Delorean, blade-based time travel.

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‘Lo my friends and step softly for the time is upon us.

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