Don’t bother trying to figure it out beforehand. I’m not saying that you won’t or can’t, I’m just saying the answer is so left field you might accidentally stumble across the solution, then immediately discard it with a contemptuous “…nah”.

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With Predators, Those of you hoping for some brilliant twist on the source material will probably emerge disappointed as what we’re given is pretty much the original movie on a larger scale and a different planet, but for those of you looking for a return to the series’ roots, I think you’ll be quite pleased with the latest rumble in the jungle.

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The Losers hits all the right notes should you go into the theater in the proper frame of mind (i.e. ready to sit back and watch things go boom).

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Back in the turbulent, slasher flick renaissance that was the 80’s, there was this flick called “The Hills Run Red“. This movie and its deformed killer, the walking mountain of murderous awesomness called Babyface, were deemed so disturbing that it was soon pulled from circulation and all prints were supposedly destroyed. Now all that remains is a trailer, some stills and a whole lot of horror geek myth.

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As of this writing, it is about two hours since I stumbled out of a special midnight screening of Paranormal Activity. Every light in my one bedroom, one bathroom castle is blazing and I’m seriously considering not sleeping. Why you may ask? Quite simple. This no budget, no name slice of cinéma vérité has managed to do what no other film in recent memory has been able to even make me consider. It’s got me wary of turning off the lights.

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Megan Fox culls the herd. No one seems to mind.

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Birth is infinitely more scary than death.

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So…I’ll begin by admitting I had no interest in this film…at all. Sure, there was the Zombie angle pullin’ me hard to the left, but my indifference with any NON-Mickey Knox Woody Harrelson vehicle was practically throwing me off the cliff to the right. DID. NOT. CARE. Thankfully my “WATCH EVERYTHING, NO MATTER WHAT” rule (everybody needs one) kicked in and allowed me to have a GREAT time in Zombieland!!

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It’s a murder mystery… in Antarctica!

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I Know What You Did Last Summer: Rush Week Edition

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